March 2007 Polls
What's the best night of the weekend to go out?
Friday - start as you mean to go on
39%
Saturday - you can chill on Sunday
44%
Sunday - it's still the weekend you know
2%
As many as I can
13%
What kind of ass are you?
Wise
3%
Smart
41%
Lazy
46%
Kiss
8%
Should shisha cafés be excluded from the smoking ban?
Yes, they'll lose too much business
37%
Yes, but so should everywhere else
40%
No, there should be no special treatment
16%
No, they promote bad health
6%
Have you ever been in the papers?
Yes and I was very proud
30%
Yes, but I couldn't care less
16%
Yes, but it made me cringe
15%
No I haven't
36%
Have you had your five portions of fruit and veg today?
Yes, thanks for asking
9%
Not yet, but I will
16%
I'll have two or three portions
52%
No, not on the weekend
21%
Alcohol and tobacco are more damaging than illegal drugs say scientists.
Aren't they as harmful as each other?
25%
That can't be true
2%
I don't know what to believe
14%
Tell me something I don't know
58%
The coolest film villain is:
Don Logan - Sexy Beast
9%
Agent Smith - The Matrix
13%
Wicked Witch of the West
22%
Keyser Soze - The Usual Suspects
54%
Do police need to patrol public transport in your area?
Yes, and they do/are about to start
4%
Yes, but they never will
52%
No, it's safe enough
33%
I never use it, so don't know
10%
A movie about Margaret Thatcher is underway. Who should play her?
Helen Hunt
35%
Sharon Osbourne
22%
Nicole Kidman
22%
Sally Wingert
19%
What's the best jacket spud filling?
Keep it simple - butter or cheese
49%
The sure fave - cheesy beans
32%
Summat fishy - tuna and sweetcorn
11%
Last night's leftovers
6%
What's the best Mother's Day gift?
Something home-made
27%
The usual flowers and chocolate
16%
A day out
30%
Presents schmesents
25%
Are you celebrating St Patrick's Day?
Yes, it's part of my heritage
15%
Why not, it's an excuse for a piss up
25%
No, I have no interest in it
47%
If I get dragged out by my mates
12%
When you were a young child, did you know where babies come from?
Yes, I knew the true story
44%
No, I was told a fairytale
8%
Not until I started school
35%
I'm still a bit unsure now
10%
What's the best reason to quit cigs on No Smoking Day?
More money
9%
Better health
60%
Fresher smell
26%
More energy
3%
Have you ever received medical treatment after binge drinking?
Yes, more than once
2%
Yes, but I learned my lesson
6%
No, surprisingly
44%
No, that would never happen to me
46%
Have you revealed the events of your weekend on the internet?
Yes, as I do most weekends
18%
Not yet, but I will
8%
I'd like to, but my weekends are a bit dull
33%
No, I don't want people to know my business
39%
Are you a fan of artistic graffiti?
Yes, it really brightens cities
38%
Yes, but only on blank walls
14%
Yes, but the taggers give it a bad name
44%
No, when is it ever artistic?
2%
What's been the best celebrity non-news this week?
Lindsay Lohan's hair colour change
30%
Joely Richardson's lack of childhood rebellion
8%
Various celebs might be preggers
39%
Non-news? They're the best stories
21%
The Arctic Monkeys are to collaborate with Girls Aloud on a single
Great for the girls
10%
Great for the guys
5%
Awesome for both
15%
Wrong all round
69%
The national minimum wage is to rise by 3% to £5.52 this autumn
16-21 year-olds should be earning that
37%
That's not enough
25%
That's a decent wage
18%
I earn more than that
18%
Do you ever look people up on search engines?
No, that's sad stalking
20%
Yes, it's quite fun
61%
Yes - obsessively
8%
Only myself
8%
Which is better Sky or Virgin Media?
Sky
59%
Virgin Media
30%
I don't watch TV
10%
I've got a crush on a work mate, but they're leaving
Nevermind, plenty more fish...
7%
Ask them for their number
57%
Send them a flirty email
7%
Pull them at their leaving do
26%
Which of these TV shows has the best theme tune?
Magnum P.I.
11%
The Littlest Hobo
20%
Friends
33%
Round the Twist
35%













