July 2008 polls
Should Joey Barton be allowed to return to Newcastle United?
Yes, everyone deserves a second chance
3%
Yes, but he should be watched closely
17%
No, what kind of a role model is that?
49%
No, lock him up and throw away the key
29%
Labour backs votes at 16
Something good at last
18%
Labour always knows best
6%
Spouting rubbish again
25%
Less talk, more action please!
50%
Do you talk about sex with your parents?
Yes, I'm quite open about it
15%
No way!
41%
Only when they bring it up
14%
I try to avoid it
28%
Blockbuster of the summer?
Wall E
12%
The Dark Knight
49%
Hancock
19%
Mamma Mia
18%
What's been the best festival of the summer so far?
Glasto
24%
T in the Park
18%
Oxegen
0%
None - festivals are crap
56%
Who would you vote for in the US presidential elections?
Barack Obama
74%
John McCain
1%
I wouldn't bother
22%
Is George Bush running again?
1%
Do you go for GUM clinic check-ups?
Yes - regularly
13%
Only if there's an obvious problem
30%
No point - I use protection
26%
No - never had sex
30%
One day, I should probably sort out my:
Coffee dependency
8%
Chocolate overindulgence
25%
Smoking addiction
16%
Binge drinking
49%
This weekend I'm:
Busy as a bee
40%
Taking it easy
31%
Catching up with lost sleep
12%
No clue, I don't plan ahead
15%
Most disturbing film of all time?
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
75%
Requiem for a Dream
14%
Irreversible
6%
Fire Walk with Me
4%
A curfew has been imposed in Redruth, Cornwall ordering all under 16s indoors by 9pm.
Didn't the Gestapo do that?
25%
An insane unenforceable policy
29%
And that will help how...?
10%
Good idea, but I doubt 15 year-olds will listen
34%
Amy Winehouse starring in Doctor Who would be:
Rewarding her drugs lifestyle
9%
Nooooo, get her out of the public eye already
56%
Odd but good for her
9%
Absolutely hilarious! Bring it on
24%
Spray-on condoms could soon be on the market.
That's vile, no thanks!
24%
Uh... what if I spray it wrongly?
42%
Sounds like a good idea but I'll give it a miss.
12%
Wonderful! Science surprises me everyday.
20%
If I had to choose, I would be:
Married with kids
27%
Absurdly rich
25%
Wild and carefree
25%
None, I'd leave it up to chance
21%
On a date, the biggest turn-off would be:
Bad breath
50%
Terrible dancing
0%
A negative attitude
48%
Nothing. I'm easy-going
1%
Would you lie at an interview?
If it gets me the job, sure
16%
Only about the little things
36%
I would but I'm scared of being caught out
24%
Never. Lying is wrong
22%
Online dating is:
For desperate singles
36%
A glorified Facebook
15%
A bit of a laugh
38%
How I found true love!
9%













