May 2008 polls
Canvas pumps are for:
The indie crowd
31%
Fashion victims
18%
Comfty shoe fans
26%
Primary school kids
24%
Gordon Brown...
Is my hero
0%
Needs to go
72%
Is improving by the day
28%
Which artist has the best lyrics for an English lesson?
Amy Winehouse
13%
Bob Dylan
66%
Avril Lavigne
6%
Eminem
13%
Would you carry a knife for protection?
I have in the past, but not now
6%
Yes, I do at the moment
3%
No, it's way too dangerous
43%
No, there's no need
46%
Have you ever tried cocaine?
Yes
50%
No
50%
What's the best thing about May?
The bank holidays
32%
The balls
2%
The back of exams
13%
The beginning of summer
50%
Are you watching the Eurovision Song Contest?
Of course, it's the TV highlight of the year
20%
I'll dip in and out
40%
Not a chance
40%
Have you met online friends in real life?
Yes, it's a great experience
57%
Yes, it was a disaster
2%
No, it would be too weird
18%
I don't have online friends
22%
Which blockbuster are you looking forward to?
Bond
27%
Bats
25%
Indie
47%
Daddy or chips?
Daddy
23%
Chips
61%
Tofu
14%
Will you be buying carrots today?
Yes, in a panic!
13%
Unlikely, but not impossible
23%
No, carrots are gross
5%
Have you lost the plot?
57%
Do you go to they gym
Yes, I love going
38%
Yes, reluctantly
15%
No, I can't afford to
30%
No, it's my idea of hell
15%
Should lesbian couples be allowed IVF treatment?
Definitely
48%
Only if a father figure is involved
17%
Not under any circumstances
33%
Are religious beliefs embarrassing?
Yes, I'm afraid to express mine
7%
Yes, I cringe when my peers express theirs'
27%
No, they're really interesting
65%
Is alcohol likely to improve sexual experiences?
Yep, some people only pull when they're drunk
10%
Not improve, just enhance occasionally
64%
No, it makes them worse
24%
Should cannabis be reclassified to Class B?
No, that's way too harsh
32%
No, education is more important
30%
Yes, skunk is lethal
37%
Do you leave spare keys with your neighbours?
Yes, they're very trustworthy
34%
No, we don't get on
2%
No, I barely know them
52%
I'd like to, but it's too risky
10%
Did you vote in the local elections?
Of course
34%
No, what's the point?
28%
I didn't register in time
16%
No, I'm not old enough
20%











