Community: Polls & Surveys

April 2006 Polls

This May Day I will mostly be:

Dancing around the maypole
6%
Chilling with mates
40%
Marching/campaigning
1%
Studying/working
51%

Is male hormonal contraception a good idea?

Women won't trust men to take it
17%
It's good to have options
60%
It's the woman's responsibility
1%
It's a brilliant idea
19%

There's a new film about 9/11

It's about time
10%
It's too soon
15%
That's bad taste
31%
It sounds interesting
43%

David Hasselhoff is appearing in Panto this year

Legend! I'll take 2 tickets
23%
He must be desperate
33%
Panto's not sad anymore
10%
He's nothing without KITT
32%

The BNP is gaining popularity in the UK

Not from where I'm standing
27%
They aren't racist you know
20%
It's sad but true
29%
They should be banned
21%

John Prescott had an affair with a secretary

Political Sleaze? Never!
25%
Eurgh, he's minging!
56%
He made a mistake
3%
Hats off to two jags
14%

The BBC is dropping Grandstand

It's the end of an era
23%
It's rubbish anyway
35%
It'll be replaced with a clone
41%

Experts claim housework is therapeutic for women

Women have always loved it
12%
OMG, that's so sexist
19%
Cleaning sucks
30%
It's therapeutic for guys too
37%

Tickets for Madonna's tour are up to £160 + £13 booking fee.

A bargain - she's a pop Goddess
0%
That's a bit steep
40%
What a rip off - she's rubbish
59%

What will you be doing during the marathon?

Running it to win
3%
Jogging it in a chicken suit
4%
Watching it
15%
Sleeping
19%
Living my life as normal
57%

The Queen's cousin says that she will never abdicate. Should she?

Yes, give Charlie a go
9%
Yes, but for William
22%
No, she's in this job for life
38%
Dismantle the monarchy, start the revolution!
29%

Is it wrong to accept organs from executed Chinese prisoners?

Yes - criminals shouldn't have rights
3%
Not if the prisoner consented
48%
Yes - it's exploitation of the dying
12%
Not if it saves lives
36%

Debit card spending has outstripped cash for the first time. How do you prefer to pay?

Debit card - it's easier
58%
Credit card - so I can buy big
4%
Cash - the original and best
25%
Buttons
12%

Tom Cruise plans to eat his child's placenta

Yum, free food!
4%
A great way to bond with his baby
0%
Fair play, but I wouldn't do it
20%
Yuk - that's gross
71%
What's a placenta?
3%

Would you like an Easter egg?

Yes please - I haven't got any
52%
No thanks - I don't dig sweet things
16%
Not another - I'm gonna be sick
31%

Do you believe in the Easter bunny?

Yes - I can't wait for tomorrow's egg hunt
27%
No - I believe in the Easter fat cat though
72%

Over the next four days I will mostly be...

Eating chocolate
15%
Sleeping
35%
Partying
14%
Working/studying
34%

Prove the critics wrong and tell us you're good at DIY:

Sure - I'm amazing at DIY
40%
I can just about change a plug
20%
Sorry, my lack of skills is shocking
35%
What is DIY?
3%

The British Flag is now 400 years old

I'm so proud
55%
As if I care
26%
Now's the time to get rid
7%
I prefer individual flags
11%

Do you drink enough water?

Yes - more than enough
34%
I drink eight glasses per day
15%
I often forget to drink
45%
I drink anything but water
4%

Which apocalypse makes you quake in your boots?

Mad Max 2
4%
Terminator 2
23%
Hell comes to Frogtown
7%
Ice cream running out
63%

What is H5N1?

A Japanese car
4%
R2D2's friend in Star wars
4%
A virus strain
91%

Selfridges has revealed it's to sell a steak sarnie priced at £85.50

I bet it's delicious
5%
It's all in the name darling
0%
Is the beef made of gold?
19%
Excuse me - there's a typo in today's poll
74%

Are you addicted to your mobile phone?

Yes - I suffer withdrawals without it
29%
No - but I use it too often
40%
No - I only use it occasionally
26%
I don't even own one
3%

Do you wear a seat-belt when you're in a car?

As long as it's moving
78%
Sometimes I forget
14%
If I can be bothered
6%
No - it's too uncomfortable
1%

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