July 2006 Polls
Are celebrities over-paid?
Definitely, all they do is flash their cash
49%
I suppose they earn it with the stress they're faced with
10%
No way, they worked for it so they should get it
1%
Celebrities aren't even worth thinking about
38%
Do you wash at festivals?
As much as possible
33%
Only when I'm completely covered in mud
15%
Toilet roll is all I need
13%
Being dirty is part of the fun
37%
The final episode of The West Wing will be aired tonight
I will miss it big time
7%
Great show, but the time is right
7%
Is that crap still going?
2%
I've never watched it
81%
Do you switch off your mobile before sex?
Always - sex is a priority
14%
No, but I wouldn't answer half way through
61%
No, I might get an urgent call
2%
I'll tell you when I've had sex
21%
Asda stops selling cigarettes to under-18s
Genius idea
10%
It's a step in the right direction
51%
The stop smoking campaign is out of hand
5%
So what - they'll get them somewhere else
32%
Katie Price aka Jordan has written a novel
The adventure of fake boobs?
36%
Maybe she's brighter than we thought
15%
I'd love to read it
6%
Why didn't she just stay in the jungle?
41%
C4 is to show a marathon masturbation session
I'll definitely watch that
21%
That's at least more exciting than BB
36%
That's just obscene
35%
I wouldn't mind taking part
5%
Princess Beatrice had a masked ball for her 18th birthday
It looked fabulous
11%
It was far too ostentatious
8%
She should have been out clubbing
25%
I didn't see anything about it
54%
Durex has designed condoms for 14 year-olds
That's a wicked idea
10%
At least they'll have safe sex
35%
14 year-olds shouldn't be having sex
43%
Mini condoms, how embarrassing!
9%
Do you have a MySpace account?
Of course, who doesn't?
22%
No, but I'm desperate to get one
8%
Yes, but I've lost interest
25%
MySpace is for losers
43%
Would you consider plastic surgery?
If I had the money, why not?
20%
Not major, but I'd have Botox
6%
Only in extreme circumstances, such as facial disfigurement
66%
No, we should all accept ourselves, flaws and all
6%
Do you give money to beggars?
If I've got spare change
16%
I prefer to give food
16%
Giving to homeless charities helps more
15%
No, it only gets spent on drink and drugs
50%
Do you care about the environment?
Yes - I recycle everything
13%
I do a bit, but I could do more
80%
It's the government's responsibility
0%
Live for today, screw tomorrow
5%
Will you be watching Love Island?
Yes, the people are hot
9%
I'll read about it
3%
No, it can't compete with BB
18%
No, what a load of drivel
69%
David Cameron calls for greater understanding of "teenage hoodies"
Excellent - he should be PM
15%
Well someone needs to
29%
How patronising
29%
What can't people understand?
26%
BBC bosses get significant pay rises
They deserve it, the BBC is better than ever
6%
It's a disgrace, did you see Grown Ups?
6%
Just more fat cats stealing the cream
57%
Does this mean the TV license will go up?
29%
The heat wave is over
NOOOOO! I was just getting a tan
19%
Thank god, I've only just stop sweating
34%
Hopefully another will start soon
34%
I didn't notice
12%
Is cannabis a 'gateway' to harder drugs?
Yes - in my experience
31%
No - most users stick to cannabis
53%
I don't know anyone who uses
14%
Would you get a tattoo?
Yes, the body is a blank canvass for expression
21%
Only small ones in discreet places
42%
Go for henna - you can wash it off
8%
No, I'm perfect as I am
27%
Is a gap year a good idea?
Yes - if you organise it well
65%
No - it's a waste of time
11%
I'd rather take a career break
22%
VAT on condoms has officially dropped from 17.5% to 5%
Great - what can I do with an extra 30P?
64%
I get them free from the clinic
19%
I never use them regardless of price
10%
I'm not ready to think about them yet
5%
What's the best way to stay cool?
Turn on the aircon
34%
Use instant cooling spray
4%
Strip off
32%
Become best friends with ice and water
28%













