Genital knowledge quiz

Do you know your schlongs from your sphincters and your fannies from your frenulums? Find out with this quiz.

Statue of David schlong

1. A mate announces that he's the proud owner of a Prince Albert. What is he talking about?

An 18th-century Prussian vase
Cockney slang for a shirt
An uncalled-for erection
A piercing through the penis head

2. The frenulum might sound familiar, but what exactly is it?

A thick plastic plectrum used to play the ukulele
A surgical instrument used to remove foreign bodies from the rectum
The band of tissue that runs from the tip of the penis to the ridge around the head
The area between the clitoris and vagina

3. "I touched his prostate and he came like a steam train," claimed Julia. How could she have done this?

By squeezing his scrotum
By inserting her finger into his anus
By tickling his testes
By rubbing the base of the penis

4. If a man is on his refractory period, what does this mean?

He can probably be found in the canteen
He can probably be found resting up, having just had sexual intercourse
He can probably be found in deep thought, having an unwanted erection
He can probably be found masturbating in a bed-sit

5. What is the area between the genitals and the anus known as?

The Pomeranian
The periwinkle
The perineum
The polonium