Campus chat-up lines
Sure-fire student seduction lines. Sure-fire to fail, that is.
- Do you ever go to the library? Good, because I really want to check you out
- Come home with me baby and we can graduate to bed
- Is that an NUS card in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
- Hi! My friends call me the Campus Creep
- I've just arrived here - could you give me directions to your bedroom?
- Fancy a pint? Or do you just want the money?
- You must be lonely. After all, you're in a class of your own
- What's a great girl like you doing in a lecture room like this?
- Do you have a map of the campus? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes
- Is that a false nose?
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